Miscellaneous Mishaps

Math Can Brighten Your Day

Fri, 13 Jul 2012 07:40:00 -0400

I’ve been working for the past 12 hours…. and I just thought I’d describe what those hours have been like:

There is nothing like getting paid 7.25/hour to sit behind a desk and wait for someone to ask you a question or to need help with a problem. I’ve been sitting here reading books and tumbling/facebooking since 7:00PM yesterday. When do I get off you ask? Not until 12PM. So far, no one has needed me for anything… I’m pretty sure that no one is even staying in my building.

Now for the math:

$7.25/hour x 17 hours = $123.25

I can honestly say that I feel as though I’ve done a great job deserving of this prize.

Spending the night with Friends

Thu, 08 Dec 2011 05:31:13 -0500

And not even talking to each other. Who needs communication when you have skype, final papers, tumblr, and Australians to keep you busy?

Just Finished Homework!!!!

Mon, 10 Oct 2011 06:52:41 -0400

And all I can think to say is “FUCK YOU PROCRASTINATION!”

Zach: 2 - Procrastination: 0

stfubelievers: (Thanks http://sugaryumyum.tumblr.com/) I can...

Mon, 10 Oct 2011 04:16:42 -0400

stfubelievers:

(Thanks http://sugaryumyum.tumblr.com/)

I can honestly say that this made my day.

I Just Got Fucked

Mon, 10 Oct 2011 02:41:01 -0400

No, not by the long dick of the law, but the protruding penis of procrastination.

Shanaynay: Life can be like a big, nasty, fat prison inmate fucking you from behind with no warning and definitely no lube.

thisisnotyourreality: trevorboot: Doing the accent challenge...

Mon, 10 Oct 2011 01:51:48 -0400

thisisnotyourreality:

trevorboot:

Doing the accent challenge so my friends can make fun of me, and it seemed fun :) Enjoy.

Oh my god.

Boot. <33333333

You just had to say “I like dicks!” didn’t you? >.> I swear, I love you sometimes.

This is for so many of my friends. It’s true about me too...

Sun, 09 Oct 2011 21:48:16 -0400

This is for so many of my friends. It’s true about me too though so I doubt they will be offended.

"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond..."

Sat, 08 Oct 2011 16:13:37 -0400

“

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate.
Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.

It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us.
We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant,
gorgeous, handsome, talented and fabulous?

Actually, who are you not to be?
You are a child of God.

Your playing small does not serve the world.
There is nothing enlightened about shrinking
so that other people won’t feel insecure around you.
We are all meant to shine, as children do.

We were born to make manifest the glory of God within us.
It is not just in some; it is in everyone.

And, as we let our own light shine, we consciously give
other people permission to do the same.
As we are liberated from our fear,
our presence automatically liberates others.

”

- Marianne Williamson (Return To Love)

This is perhaps my favorite quote. I just love the inspirational message.

Considering I am going to play DND tonight, this made me...

Sat, 08 Oct 2011 15:54:32 -0400

Considering I am going to play DND tonight, this made me smile!!! :D

I find her beautiful in an odd way. Plus, if that is her voice...

Sat, 08 Oct 2011 01:53:55 -0400

I find her beautiful in an odd way. Plus, if that is her voice in Glee…. AMAZING.

But I have to say, her name makes me ~~die~~ of laughter every time.

I'll love you forever, I'll like you for always, As long as I'm living my baby you'll be.

Thu, 06 Oct 2011 20:36:00 -0400

So Many Memories… I love this book.

If eyes could speak, I wouldn't have to talk.

Thu, 06 Oct 2011 20:31:00 -0400

Devon Werkheiser

This song is amazing. I don’t know what I like it, but I just do.

Why can’t everyone have an opinion like Samantha’s?...

Thu, 06 Oct 2011 19:59:04 -0400

Why can’t everyone have an opinion like Samantha’s? Self-empowerment for the win.

orion-wolves:

lol

The little girl in this video makes me die of laughter every...

Thu, 06 Oct 2011 19:57:56 -0400

The little girl in this video makes me die of laughter every time.

inferno-blossom:

Oh goodness, that little girl. My day is now better.

Funny Ass Shit

Thu, 06 Oct 2011 19:30:00 -0400

Today has been a terrible day for the most part, but thankfully several people have said things that I have just loved to hear.

“Want to know the best thing ever to hear from a skinny bitch? I am about to get get a shit ton of food.’”

“I swear, I am going to knock on his door and upper-cunt him. The only thing you will hear is ‘FALCON PUNCH!!!!’”(Molly)

“What do you think of Trevor?” (Trevor)

The first two are pretty self explanatory, the third is the new friend test. Give me a wrong answer and I’ll kick you ass.

Your Go To Guide On Gay Sex

Thu, 06 Oct 2011 16:06:03 -0400

Your Go To Guide On Gay Sex:

Ever needed advice on giving good head or a dictionary that defines boy butter? Obviously you haven’t read my friend’s blog. It is perfect for a gay man seeking new techniques or even a straight women who doesn’t know how to please her man yet. I highly recommend checking it out.

Sociology... The Humor Never Ends

Thu, 06 Oct 2011 15:53:11 -0400

Student: “How in depth is your study guide?”

Teacher: “You will drown in it.”

Hopefully I am not the only one who finds this hilarious. :D

Sometimes Being "Gay" Just Sucks Ball

Thu, 06 Oct 2011 14:20:23 -0400

In the event that you have read my “About Me” section, you know that I am bisexual, but that I also believe a person’s sexuality isn’t extremely important. Unfortunately, I managed to find an exception to this rule during a conversation with a close friend (we will call her Brittany) today.

Brittany and I were sitting in the cafeteria on campus when a gay couple walked past holding hands and giggling. I know that Brittany isn’t the biggest fan of homosexuality because she believes that homosexuals are the “abominations of God,” so I haven’t told her that am gay; however, I never expected her to say what follows. Before the couple was even out of ear-shot, she exclaims, “I don’t understand how those two men can find it acceptable to walk around showing affection like a normal, Christian couple. It is honestly disgusting. Please, Zach, explain to me what is normal about a man wanting to stick his penis inside another man?! Exactly, nothing.” At this point I would like to say that I stood up and defended every person’s right to love whomever they would like, but I have never been much of a vocalized gay-rights activist. So, what did I do? I sat there quietly trying not to show any sign of disagreement for fear of Brittany turning her prejudice, hateful words towards me.

~~Fear~~ is a powerful emotion. One that makes us do things, or in my case not do things, that we normally would. I would like to say that I fear nothing, but I know this would be a false statement. Today I learned that I fear other’s negative opinions of me. Am I a people please? I think so. I also think this is one of the reasons I haven’t come out to my family and friends. What if they turn all their hate away from random strangers and find a new target on my back? Hopefully one day I will conquer this fear, but for now, it just makes me think that being gay sucks balls.

Latter Days… such a beautiful movie. It helps that the...

Wed, 05 Oct 2011 21:03:55 -0400

Latter Days… such a beautiful movie. It helps that the main actors are fucking hot too.

Screwing Yourself

Wed, 05 Oct 2011 19:57:58 -0400

My college had its fall break last week on Thursday and Friday which meant an awesome 4 day weekend. It also meant that I would have those 4 days to write my midterm for my Honors American Colonial Literature class. Unfortunately enough, I ended up going to the hospital and later the doctor due to an intense, vomit-inducing migraine and was not present for class to get the prompt. This is where I screwed myself over because of my stupidity….

My teacher sent out an email saying that the essay would cover a comparison of three or more authors that we had covered so far in the class and would answer one of three prompts. I, using what can only be called selective reading, skipped the part that said the essay would answer a prompt; therefore, I spent my fall break writing my required 1,000 word midterm on the evolution of religious ideas throughout the covered time period instead of checking to see what the prompt was.

I bet you can guess where this is going, I ended up writing an essay that was not acceptable. The bad part is that the essay was due on Monday (it is now Wednesday) and for ever day that I am late, I get 2% taken off my final essay grade (I am currently at 4% off). I still haven’t started another essay because honestly I have no idea how to go about answering any of the three prompts we were given, especially in 1,000 words or more.

Guess I will just have to figure out something. Sometimes being a college student is such a drag.